losientos

foxy grandpa

my teacher told us about the time he killed a chicken and buried it in the back of a field at my school and dug it up, then he went into detail about how he killed it

one time i was walking into an office but i decided to make an entrance to i dropped my bag and rolled on the ground and gave my pinky carpet burn

i’m in the middle of grieving joey i don’t have time for your mumbo jumbo wapanese

you must goey

i tried to make lemonade except instead of a lemon i used one orange slice and instead of sugar i used salt

besos to my mexicano chicas

my dad calls me a butt farm